hiddlesdiddledmyskittle:

abuserr:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither did she

it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.

yall:

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

antiprisms:

An airplane that is nothing but white from the inside. White seats, white walls, white everything.

One passenger is aboard. The pilot, the attendant, everyone else is at least three rooms away at the request of the passenger. Because this is no typical passenger. This passenger…

lampsarepeopletoo:

oh wow you are a straight man?

i hope you get a beautiful wife and kids some day and enjoy a long healthy prosperous life in BORING TOWN

vocaroo:

there’s a colonial woman on the wing

shavingryansprivates:

prosodont borock obomo

queenofjalex:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

BLANKETY 

BLANKETY

BLANK

goingguido:

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”